Normally, Mike Donila will post all the write-in votes that are cast in the election, he has not done so yet. I requested the list and Chris Davis and Cliff Rodgers sent it to me. The report is 66 pages long, so I will list the names that I recognize, consider funny or is shock and awe worthy.
78 Write-Ins for Republican President of the United States the notables are: Bo Bennett, Deez Nuts, Dolly Parton, Jesus, Jesus Take The Wheel, Mike Donila, Not A Crazy, Some One Decent, Zombie Ronald Reagan.
88 Write-Ins for Committed and Uncommitted Delegates 2nd Congressional District: Big Nose Gator, Bob The Tomato, Bud Armstrong Farts Loud, Deadpool, Deez Nuts, Jesus Christ, Lennis Waggoner, NONE, Pat Summitt, Rubio, Walter the Bulldog, X Y Z, Y Z Z, Z Z Y, Zach Land.
37 Write-Ins for Democrat President of the United States: Bat Man, Cruz, Daffy Duck
26 Write-Ins for Republican County Commissioner District 1: Michele Carringer, Nobody, Not Him, South Park and Thor
13 Write-Ins for Republican County Commissioner District 2: Brad Anders, Mike McGill, Phill Williams, R Larry Smith, Rick Staples
15 Write-Ins for Republican County Commissioner District 4: Bernie Sanders, Bill Good, Pat Summitt
34 Write-Ins for Republican County Commissioner District 5: Any Body But The Incubant, Brian Hornback, Deez Nutz, JJ Jones, John Pirkle, Lori Boudreaux, Staples, The Snake is Purple Ha.
17 Write-Ins for Republican County Commissioner District 6: Bo, NA, Nystrom, Robert A Lee, WilliamMoriarty
55 Write-Ins for Republican County Commissioner District 8: Any But Wright, Any One But Dave, Anybody, Anyone, Anyone But Dave, Anyone Else, BobWolfenbargerrr, Bozo, Carringer, Daisy, Daisy Dogg, Don Wiser, Donald Wiser, Grant Standifer, John Fugate, Micket Mouse, No To Midway Industrial P, Pedro, Peyton Manning, Remember Midwaay, Ronald Reagan.
49 Write-Ins for Republican County Commissioner District 9: Alvinn, Anyone, Anyone Else, Batman, Bozo, Cas Walker, Chuck Ward, Dees Nuts, Don Dare, Evelyn Gill, He Sucks, Josh Ward got 2 votes, Peyton Manning, Rufus Beamer, Tits McGee, Tom Pierce got 3 votes.
175 Write-Ins for Republican Candidate Assessor of Property: Abstain, Any Body Else, Ballard, Big Bird, Bo, Brian Walker, Calvin Coolidge, Cruz, Deez Nuts, Donald Trump, Dusty Lee, FBI Agent Investigating, Halerin Hill, Honesty for a Change, Howard Sprague, John Cena, Kim Hansard, Mickey Mouse, My Balls, No, No One, NoName, NONE, NONE of the Above, Phil Ballard, Richard Beeler, Rocky, Scott Emge, Superman, Testerman.
120 Write-Ins for Republican Candidate County Law Director: Abstain, Big Daddy, Deputy Dog, Dr. James P. McIntyre, Jr., Honesty for a Change, Joe Jarret, John Wayne, Mickey Mouse, Superman, They All Suck.
23 Write-Ins for Democrat County Commissioner District 1: Bob Marley, Daffy Duck, Michael Covington, Tyrone Fine.
35 Write-Ins for Democrat County Commissioner District 2: F*** This Primary System, John Fugate, Legalize Marijuana.
37 Write-Ins for Democrat County Commissioner District 4: ChewBacca, Cookie Monster, Hugh Nystrom, Janet Testerman, Lucy, Matt Jones, Mickey Mouse
29 Write-Ins for Democrat County Commissioner District 5: Batman, Bitsy Cat, Hugh Nystrom, Jeb, Pizza, Someone Else, U Suck
31 Write-Ins for Democrat County Commissioner District 6: Bernie Sanders, Brad Anders got 2 votes, Daffy Duck, Dan Gump, Hunter S Thompson, Mark cawood, NONE,
46 Write-Ins for Democrat County Commissioner District 8: Anyone, Batman, Dog, God, Jake Butcher, Michele Carringer, Mickey, Moose, Mr Spook, Stephen Colbert,
47 Write-Ins for Democrat County Commissioner District 9: Ace Baller, Anyone Else, Donald Duck, Nystrom
645 Write-Ins for Democrat Assessor of Property: Al Gore, Basil Marceau, Bill Haslam, Bill Owen, Bozo T Clown, Bugs Bunny, Burton Webb, Butch Jones, Clay Crownover, Cody Biggs, Craig Luethold, Daffy Duck, Dan Gump, Darth Vader, Deadpool, Deez Nuts, Dolly Parton, Donald Duck, Doug Veum, Finbarr Saunders, Gene Patterson, God Bless America, Goober Pyle, Harvey Milk, Jake Mabe, James Agee, Jim McIntyre, John Whitehead got 25 votes, John R White head got 1 vote, John Whithe got 1 vote and John Whithead got 3 votes, JohnWhitehead got 1 vote, Mark Cawood, Marshall Stair, Matt Jones, NotA Republican, Nystrom, Pass, Peppa Pig, Phil Ballard, Scott West, Spongebob, The Bernie Sanders Agenda, USA is Dying, Whitehead got 19 votes.
529 Write-Ins for Democrat County Law Director: A Non Racist, All Crooks, Ann E Democrat, Anyone But Bud, Basil Marceux, Batman, Bill Hotz, Bugs Bunny, Butch Jones, Charley Pride, Chris Cawood, Chris Oldham, Clay Crownover, Cliford Rodgers, Cody Biggs, Cort Sikes, Dan McGhee, Darth Vader, Daryl Fansler, El Chapo, Elmo, Frank Underwood, Frosted Tips, Gene Monaco, Hoss Cartwright, Jesse Mayshark, Leland Price, Obi Wan Kenobi, Patricia Long, Pocahontas, Shannon Webb, Sharon Cawood, Why No Candidate.
24 Write-Ins for Board of Education District 2: Jamie Rowe, Lucy, My Balls, None, The Joker
87 Write-Ins for Board of Education District 3: Abstain, Anthony Brown, Any One But Tony Norman, Anyone Else, Bill Haslam, Bryan Moneyhun, Buddy Pelot, Daffy Duck, Debbie Boles, DougHarris, Doug Harris, Grant Stanifer, Ivan Harmon, Kanye West, Pelot, Pepe the Frog, Pope, Walter Mencer, Jr., Yoda
24 Write-Ins for Board of Education District 5: Anyone Else, John Cena, Michael Jackson, None, Pink Panther, Pizza
94 Write-Ins for Board of Education District 8: Aber Rountree, Anybody, Anyone But Mike McMillan, Anyone Else, Bob Builder, Boss Hog, Bozo, Conley Underwood got 4 votes, None, Nooneee, Not Micmillan, Pedro, Peyton Manning, Rick Staples, Ryan Foust, Steve Diggs, Sue Boyer.
Sorry I couldn’t type every write-in vote, the report is 66 pages long.
