All the May 4, 2018 Knox County Primary Election Write-In Votes total 60 pages. A sampling of some of the write-ins are below.
Knox County Mayor
Republican 66 Write-In Votes:Biggs; Bob Bob Thomas; Buddy Burkhardt 7; Marsha Blackburn; Papa Smurf; Tim Hutchison; William Burkhardt
Democrat 176 Write-In Votes: Anders 3; Bob Thomas 17; Brad Anders 17; Brown Dawg; Evetty Satterfield; Glenn Jacobs 84 (when you combine all the spellings); Justin Biggs; Kane Glenn Jacobs; Lee Trammell; Sylvia Woods
Knox County Commission District Three
Republican 22 Write-In Votes: Anybody Else; Charles Busler; Mickey Mouse; Nicholas Frantz; Wade Boswell
Democrat 5 Write-In Votes:Anyone Else; Bernie Sanders; Mildred Palmer; Randy Smih
Knox County Commission District Seven
Republican 62 Write-In Votes:Anyone Else; Ed Brantley 2; Eddie Biggs; F Republicans; Jake Mabe; Jeff Delaney 2; Josh Horner; Justin Bailey 3; Nick Saban; Old Yellow Dog; Randy Smith; Santa; Smoke; Tony Basilio; Trump; Zach Whishart
Democrat 4 Write-In Votes: Carlos Harmon; David Holden; Shakira
Knox County Commission Seat 10 at Large
Republican 168 Write-In Votes: Abe Lincoln; Biggs 2; Brad Anders; BRIANHORNBACKDOTCOM; D Trump; Damon Rawls; Dolly Parton; Donald J Trump; Flying Spaghetti Monster; Jason Biggs; Jason Honeycut; Justin Biggs 3; Mike the thrilla Donila; Pope Benedict; Walter the bulldog;
Democrat 40 Write-In Votes: Amelia Parker; Big Bird; Biggs; Brandy Slaybaugh; JustinBiggs; Mark Cawood; Peyton Manning; Sherry Witt; Spongebob; Wyatt Badgett;
Knox County Commission Seat 11 At Large
Republican 100 Write-In Votes:Amelia Parker; AnyoneButTheseTwoJokers; Atticus Finch; Big Bird; Bugs Bunny; Dusty Lee; Impeach Trump; Jeff Delaney 3; Justin Bailey 2; Kirk Huddleston; Lou Moran III: Not the Rapist;
Democrat 42 Write-In Votes: Andre Canty; Bart Simpson; Biggs; Frank Zappa; GlennJacobs; Justin Biggs 6;
Trustee
Republican 146 Write-In Votes:Any Other Double Dipper; Bryan Hair; Elmer Fudd; Give a damn choice; Impeach Trump; Jeff Delaney; Mickey Mouse 3; Term Limit; Unopposed Unacceptable;
Democrat 232 Write-In Votes: Cameron Brooks; Cathy McCaughan; Dametraus Jaggers; Deane Harned; Democrat Pleaserun; Dilly Dilly; Evetty Satterfield; Gloria Johnson 2; Homer Simpson; Jake in Seventy Eight; Jesus; Joe Biden; Mighty Mouse; No Trump Republican; Please Run a Candidate; Randy Tyree; Stormy Daniels;
Sheriff
Republican 29 Write-In Votes: A Non Racist; Andy Griffith: Deputy Dog; Jeff Delaney; Mickey Mouse; Sheriff Andy
Democrat 656 Write-In Votes:A non racist; Andy Griffith 2; Braney Fife 2; Batman; Cameron Brooks; Clark Kent; Harry Potter; Jesus; Lee Tramel 146 (all spelling); Meg McMuffin; No Trump Republican; Pat Smith; Randy Smith; Someone Truefull; Spangler 97 (all spellings) ; Tom Spangler 147 (all spellimgs) Tramel 30 (all spellings); Uncle Silas Robinson; Willie Nelson; Your Mom
Circuit, Civil, Sessions and Juvenile Court Clerk
Republican 58 Write-In Votes:BRIANHORNBACKDOTCOM; Go Vols; I am a Democrat Mom; Snoopy, Trump;
Democrat 33 Write-In Votes:Bo Bennett 3; Charles Susano 9 (all spellings); Don Ridings 2 (all spellings) Porky Pig; Scott Smith 2; Tim Wheeler 4; Witt
Criminal Court Clerk
Republican 161 Write-In Votes:A Computer; Al Ford: Andy Andrew; Anyone but him; Batman; BRIANHORNBACKDOTCOM; Daisey Dogg; Deadpool; Deb Cataline; Dusty Lee; Elvis; Hal Hill; Hitler; Hubert Smith; Impeach Trump; Jeff Delaney; John Duncan; Joy McCroskey; NoMoreDiscJockeys; Richard Major; Steve Williams; This Fart Smells Awful; Tony Stark; Trump;
Democrat 147 Write-In Votes:Bruce Wayne; Buddah; Cameron Brooks; Charles Susano; DemNeedsToRun; Lord Voldemort; Mom; Not App; Ostrich Egs; Run Somebody; Sherry Witt; Steve Rogers;
County Clerk
Republican 50 Write-In Votes:Adam Bingham; Atticus Finch; Bart Fricks; Dafffy Duck; David Garrett, Jr.; Dennis Francis; Go Vols; Heather Harrington; Jeff Delaney; Scott Smith; XZTT
Democrat 214 Write-In VotesAl Gore; Allison Burchett; Anarchy; Bernie; Biggs; Bo Bennett; Charlie Susano 4; Foster Arnett; Glenn Jacobs; Howard Sprague; Jesus; Literally Captain America; Me; Mom; Not Scott Smith; Roger kane 7; Sherry Witt 36 (all spellings); Tim Wheeler 4; Witt 10
Register of Deeds
Republican 73 Write-In Votes:Augusta Phelps; Brady; Brittany Dunsmaore; Bruce Wayne; Jeff Delaney 2; Martin Daniel Pushed Me; My Buttcrack Hair; Stacey Campfield; Trump; Zach Land
Democrat 209 Write-In Votes:Big Nose Alligator; Biggs; Bob Norton 2; Deez Nutz; DontKnow; Give Us A Candidate; Goober Pyle; Jeb Bush; Jesus; Jesus Christ: McBride; Nick McBride 31 (all spellings); Randy Smith; Sherry Witt; steve Hall 13;
Board of Education District 1
15 Write-In Votes: Daryl Arnold; Gwen McKenzie; John the Baptist; Marcus Blakemore
Board of Education District 4
40 Write-In Votes: A Dead Dog; BRIAN HORNBACK; Ned Babb; Please not her; Sally Absher; Slim Jim McIntyre;
Board of Education District 6
33 Write-In Votes:Allison Burchett; Daffy Duck; Deez Nutss; Evetty Satterfield; Gloria Deathridge; Lynn Fugate; Roundtree;
Board of Education District 7
49 Write-In Votes:Any one but; Anyone else; Becky Ashe; Buzz Thomas; Evetty Satterfield; Jeff Delaney; Justin Biggs; Patti is a B****;
Board of Education District 9
10 write-in votes:Andre Canty; Anyone but them; Bob Norton; Jeff Delaney; Matthew Cook; Sara Sides; Stephanie Cook