A couple weeks ago, the Property Assessor performed the marriage of once retired Property Assessor employee Paula Strader. Who thanks to the Property Assessor is now Paula Whitehead. Whitehead? Yeah, Whitehead. But apparently no relation to the Property Assessors former Republican Primary opponent John Whitehead and by the way the last competent Property Assessor Knox County has had.
Speaking of Paula Strader now Paula Whitehead. Back in December, the Property Assessor called a meeting in the office and tearfully announced that Mrs. Strader would be retiring and how much she had contributed to the office.
Shockingly, she is now rumored to be drawing unemployment. Yes, unemployment benefits that are your Knox County tax dollars. Of course, the paperwork has likely been changed. But the video of his tearful speech about her retirement has not changed.
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Well good morning… I have just had my my first glass of sweet tea, and reading the highlights of yesterday’s news. Brian you are now thinking like the Watchdog Cas Walker, and it makes an old man like me feel great. I want to congradulate Paula first on her marriage, being alone isn’t any fun, and everyone deserves someone to share life with. With this being said, hell far were you stark raven idiot of having the butter and egg man officiate your wedding? I would rather have went thru the taco rancho drive thru chapel in sevierville and got married by some jake leg hillbilly than to have stooped to this clown and his drooling foolishness. The ceremony went like this… Well since ya retired and I then fired ya so ya could get a government check, guess now I ort to marry ya. Join hands you two lovebirds, Cindy start sangin… After a chorus of the hank snow song Movin On, the hitchin words were said. Sign right here gal, and no this ain’t your firing papers you done signed them, this is your marring papers. Spit mumble stutter drool and a few kind words ending in Amen it was over. Which brings us to the new job of the property assessors office, the Reverand Butter Man. The reception which was scoped out for location by the Otis Campbell of the trustees office was held in a tavern in lenior city. Well that about wraps it up folks, running to the senior center to swim in the pool it’s gonna be a hot one today. But not as hot as the blowtorch under Reverand Butter Man’s ass…