As I move around the county, I get a lot of comments about Elmer. You know the frequent contributor that leaves detailed, pointed comments here at BrianHornback.Com and he is apparently a character. One person has asked if I am Elmer. You can tell that my writing style and Elmer’s is not the same. I have not met Elmer, but with the redesign of the website underway, I hope this depiction of Elmer is complimentary to my most frequent contributor. I am sure he will tell me yes, NO or maybe. As our renovation of the website continues to occur over the next few days, making our social interactions with you, helping to highlight our business partners and get you the information that you do not get from the print and broadcast ladies and boys. Or as is the case many time before, give you the story before they follow up with stories telling you what you read here a day or three before. I hope to begin marketing the website with some swag and may include Elmer’s depiction in that swag. Of course only if Elmer agrees. Now, the one thing I am certain Elmer would tell you to do right now is, Vote DadGumIT!
Well as my Aunt Jean used to say “bless your heart”. I love the cartoon character!!! First there was Dear Abby then Ann Landers, Knox county now has Damn Elmer. The only thing missing from the cartoon is a hand held blow torch but once we get the Hunley idiots out of politics it will not be necessary. Old Steve is hurting for money it appears as the intelligent folks quit advertising in that lie paper. Only the stooges are running ads now and they are for free or “in kind” as it’s sometimes called. Seems like his clowns are riding around in a car with no gas and left stranded by the wayside. But all things come to an end eventually. He has a few running for school board that I need to get around to whenever the posts are appropriate. But until then life goes on.
Elmer’s life resembles an old Country song by my good friend John Conlee ” A Common Man” So as the title of this post depicts, get out and vote.
Let’s pluck those galdarn hogs away from the County Tit once and for all.