Today, Criminal Court Clerk Jason Hunnicutt was unable to attend the Republican Women’s Club meeting. His wife and their young son represented him. He along with County Commissioner at Large Mike Hammond and Knoxville Attorney Steve Williams were set to present themselves at the Halls Republican Club meeting. Sometime the afternoon, Hunnicutt had an unconfirmed incident and was taken to the hospital. Prayers and Well Wishes to Hunnicutt from BrianHornback.Com for Hunnicutt tonight.
Hammond and Williams presented their case for being the next Criminal Court Clerk. Hammond as a change agent that will bring fundamental change to the operation. Williams much like his presentation last Monday at the West Knox Republican Club was perceived to be defensive of the current operation with assurances that he would be a care taker of the office.
Middle aged overweight biker babes harpooned with a belly button ring just isn’t sexy. And speaking of this, Melissa Mulkey from the defunct criminal court staff occupied a chair last night at the halls republican club. It’s too bad she was occupying the wrong view.
This race resembles a shot pair of panty hose purchased at Kmart. The elastic being shot is certain to fall like the circus tent of the circus. Hunnicutt and Williams are sliding out of the toes in a wide runner. Cutting deals this late in the game is like wiping your but before you poop. The stains will adhere to your character.
Speaking of characters a few washed up crooners showed up to trump up the candidates. There were a few that left the meeting with there ass in their hands.
Bob Crye looked perplexed as he lost control of the meeting and allowed Steve’s true colors shine thru. This show down resembled an episode of Let’s Make a Deal. A respected member of the Bar should not ever allow his alligator mouth overload his hummingbird ass. Did you not learn anything from the old tyrant Judge Taylor? I used to eat with him and his bailiff at the S&W, a tight ass with a passion to stripe the ass of young whipper snapper attorneys, when he was done with you your ass you looked like the stripes on a barber pole.
And the evening was represented by Karen Frost, another gal from the criminal court clerks office. She sat there like Ned in the First Reader. Not sure whether to scratch her watch or turn the crank of her ass. Kinda like a puppet on a string. At least she was able to see in person her next boss. Too bad her sister the Merle Norman Queen didn’t accompany her to the festivities. We could have had cake, ice cream, party hats and whistles to liven up the evening.
Well folks stress will eat at your conscience, it’s either a fart crossed between two turds, or guilt ridden decisions. As my old pap used to say to my mother, “well just blow it out your ass”. That’s exactly what Williams did last night. The smell still lingers this morning. Ernie Ford’s slogan was “get right with Martha White”, Elmer says I like Mike. It’s your choice, get your ass out and vote!!!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO READY TO WALK OUT OF THE MEETING WHEN THIS IDIOT STEVE WILLIAMS STARTED RUNNING HIS MOUTH. STEVE, YOU NEED TO LEARN ONE THING RIGHT QUICK, WE DO NOT ALLOW PEOPLE TO TALK DOWN TO OUR MEMBERS. YOU NEED NOT SHOW UP EVER AGAIN HERE UNTIL YOU LEARN SOME MANNERS. I AM QUITE SURE WHO YOU WERE PIN POINTING YOUR ACCUSATIONS. WHY DONT YOU LEARN TO PAY YOUR OWN BILLS. UNLIKE YOU, I AM A GENTLEMAN, I WAITED UNTIL I COULD ADDRESS YOU ABOUT YOUR OWN PERSONAL ISSUES. THIS CLUB IS MADE UP OF RESPECTABLE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT OTHERS, TAKING THE TIME OUT OF OUR DAY TO GATHER AND ALLOW YOU AS A GUEST TO ADVISE US WHAT YOU HAVE TO OFFER. ALL THAT I SEEN LAST NIGHT WAS SOMEONE OUT OF DESPERATION TRYING TO CONVINCE OUR COMMUNITY THAT JOY MCCROSKEY WAS NOT TO BLAME FOR THE MISTAKES SHE MADE. TO ERROR IS HUMAN, TO PUT THE BLAME ON OTHERS IS JUST STUPIDITY. STICK TO BEING AN ATTORNEY AS YOU DID NOT IMPRESS ME IN ANY WAY. I AM QUITE CERTAIN THERE ARE OTHERS WHO FEEL THE SAME WAY. LEARN SOME MANNERS STEVE THATS ONE OF YOUR DOWNFALLS AS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE.
My,my,my…Were you at the same meeting that I attended? You obviously did not listen to what Mr. Williams said. He did not defend Joy McCroskey, but said that she had been sick for a large portion of the preceding year. He did defend the much maligned employees who he said were overworked because the offices were under staffed.
Now as to your other bits of diatribe:
1. You call yourself a “gentleman” while calling Mr. Williams an idiot. Such name calling hardly befits a gentleman.
2. I did not hear Mr. Williams talk down to one of the members of the Halls Republican Club, but if you consider his political jesting with the only other candidate there to be “talking down,” then you are very short sighted. On the other hand, you, by your anonymous posting, certainly “talk down” to Mr. Williams, a man who was not only an invited guest, but is also a Halls Republican Club member.
3. I will not get into a war of words with you for you appear to be unarmed. Your poor grammatical syntax is appalling.
4. I was one of the last to leave and Mr. Williams was still there. I am sure if you wanted to talk to Mr. Williams, he would have gladly obliged. Why don’t you call and meet him for coffee to discuss any issues you might have. His phone number is readily available if you call the election commission. I am quite sure you know where the Election Commission office is located.
P.S. to Elmer: I am going to get jealous if you continue to look at Mr. Williams’ derriere. I am voting for Mr. Williams, the only qualified candidate.
Now, Now, I am certain Elmer doesn’t have a boyfriend. But I am for everyone having their say. However, if it gets out of hand, I will shut down comments immediately. I have sent a Facebook message to a person that apparently posted a threat to me because of something I posted. Everything I post on the website and in the comments is under MY name. So, let this be a fair warning, I am watching all of you.
So that everyone including the “person” whom I do not personally know that I have messaged. If you desire to correct a commenters comment, send it by email to brian@brianhornback.com
Well it seems as if someone has experienced the classic case of the red ass syndrome, and boy is it hot.
Now with the salutations and greetings behind us it’s now time as Lucy would say “some splaining”.
I come from an time you obviously cannot fathom, as your words and comments befit someone with improper raising. As my pap would say, “that one needs to learn some respect”.
I’ve been married for 55 years this July to the raving love of my life, Miss Emily. Our false teeth have been on the same night stand since the tv show All in the Family was created. I have family values which reach beyond your understanding. So the next time you want to open a trash mouth do it by the can as your words are not befitting to any respectable person whom read this column.
Brian, old Elmer will handle his own as my knowledge of dealing with this type of behavior comes with years of experience. So “Elmer’s Boyfriend” I fought in a war to insure you have the freedom in which you are abusing. If you are not worthy of using your own name please refrain from abusing Miss Emily.
I come from a home that says just what it is and never go to bed with anything on my chest. I needn’t bother with calling Mr. Williams as he is not of my concern. I didn’t pull the lever or turn the dial to cast a vote.
As for looking at rear ends, Miss Emily has been the love of my life, and I needn’t even dare to look at another, particularly yours.
I’ve never been grammatically correct as I never completed the 8th grade, but I was able to hold down a respectable job, put meat on our table and put four children thru college. I learned valuable lessons by listening to others and respecting my elders. I don’t get around as much as I used to but I’ve been around every block from the magnolia main drag to the end of Kingston like way past the Terrace Tapp House.
I’ve seen many changes in leadership from Washington to Knoxville, some of which are not positive. Resembling the disrespect of an elder which took a bullet to save even the sorriest of asses.
Qualifications have several different meanings. I am qualified to be the mayor of this corrupt town and grew up with Timmy’s parents. I know the value of a dollar and could squeeze a nickel until the buffalo would poop. I know qualifications and certainly know anyone that would refer to themselves as a sorry SOB, isn’t what I would call qualified.
I work quietly and alone reaching into the depths of the worst of issues in Knox County. There are so many issues that I could write a book and sellout the shelves to the soap opera we call As Knoxville Turns.
I read an article in the Shopper this week that I was flat out ashamed of. The title was Black Wednesday, if you could take the time to read the article and you have any common sense you could see why we need leaders with Common Sense. We are an embarrassment to the United States. So when you go to the polls to vote remember old Elmer made it possible. When your dialing the names choose wisely as there may come a day your freedom doesn’t exist.
Lots of love to the intelligent side of Knoxville tonight, to the rest pleasant dreams of Elmer’s old wrinkled ass.
Elmer are you also writing under the pseudonym of “A faithful member of the Halls Republican Club?” If so, then you responded appropriately. If not, I did not direct anything but the P.S. to you and as an additional P.S., I can only state that reading comprehension must not be your strong suit.
My apologies to Miss Emily. The woman must be a saint to put up with your acerbic commentaries, vulgar and uncouth comments about others and your downright disgusting references to everyone’s buttocks. She deserves a medal. the
No “Elmer’s Boyfriend” I write under my own given name and I am not ashamed to use it. Unlike yourself that writes under the trash of a “boyfriend”. That’s the only disgusting verbiage I have read, which comes from your own hand.
The way look at this is simple, the entire Courthouse reads ever word I write here, until now everyone has agreed with my take on Knox county until your hidden name responded. I am quite proud of my name, character, credit worthiness and Miss Emily. Maybe you should follow some of “Ask Elmer” advise. Don’t try to convince others that your who you say you are as by not using your own name proves you are ashamed of your own actions. Think about it? And good luck with the boyfriend think I hope that one works for you.